BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, I needed the humor so badly today, and you totally owned this fic in the live performance. The way you did the last, cocaine-induced bit was brilliant. I was literally laughing in my cube and people thought I was going bonkers. Also, I so enjoyed hearing the bits at the end of both this and From the Desk of Nick Fury. There is something so delightful and lovely about hearing people having a good time. ♥

((also, I feel like I've heard you read this before. Am I high on crack? Have I heard you read this before?))